A dog walks into a telegram office and walks up to the counter.
The guy at the counter says: “What would you like to write on your telegram today dog?”
The dog goes: “woof, woof, woof woof woof woof, woof woof, woof.”
The guy writes it down and says: “Listen, dog, we have a special on telegrams today. For ten words we’ve got a special deal but you’...
Oldie - -Communist China telegrams Soviet Russia
Communist China: WE ARE OUT OF FOOD. SEND GRAIN
Soviet reply: WE ARE ALSO OUT OF FOOD. TIGHTEN YOUR BELTS
Communist China: SEND BELTS
A blonde and a brunette own a cattle ranch
Their bull's gotten a bit old and his about ready for the meat processor, so they decide that the brunette will head over out to another town to buy one. The brunette explains:
"We have $1000 to get that bull, that's all. I'm going to head to town with the Corolla and try to find us one. ...
Two sisters inherit a ranch...
Two sisters, a blonde and brunette just inherited a ranch. They thought that the ranch looked a little empty so they wanted to buy a bull, and together they had $500 to spend. The brunette found an ad in the paper that had a healthy bull for sale for $499, and together they decide to buy him. The br...