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They say in every friend group there is 1 willing to commit murder

I killed the guy I suspected most before he could do any harm .

If ever I commit murder, I'm doing it with Indian flatbread.

Naan violent crimes get shorter sentences in respect for their counterparts.

Why can't Chinese emperors commit murder?

Because it's irregal

I once Googled, "How to commit murder and get away with it"...

The first result was, "Don't Google how to commit murder and get away with it."

(Work in progress)What do you call a bunch of ravens pretending to be crows?

A conspiracy to commit murder!

I'm gonna pitch a show to Netflix, called"Speak No Evil"

Its about mimes that commit murder

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A woman is cheating on his husband and having group sex with three men...

When all of a sudden, the husband returns home from work early.

In a panic, the three men run to the backyard stark naked, and looking around, they see three large garbage bags and decide to hide in them and so each one gets into a bag.

The husband comes in the bathroom, sees his wife...

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