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It was THIS BIG!!!

The elderly (but not commensurately skilled) angler was proudly displaying his catch at the dock before heading home for the day. His audience, a pair of young Bass Championship hopefuls, though fond of the old man, couldn't hide their lack of awe.

After telling them the exciting story of hi...

Jim and Ted were let go after 15 years working at the bra factory so they headed down to the local Employment office…

There they each filled out some forms. They both had worked the same quality assurance positions on the line down at the “Over The Shoulder Boulder Holder Inc.”. Afterwards they each met with a jobs counselor to try and find new employment they could embark on. As the final step they met individua...

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LPT: Make sure you properly understand job ads.

* Entry level position = We will pay you the lowest wages allowed by law.
* Experience required = We do not know the first thing about any of this.
* Compensation commensurate with experience = You're still not experienced enough so take this low pay.
* Generous benefits = We will give you ...

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