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A Web Designer decided to use right aligned text

His boss yelled at him for it, because it wasn't justified.

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There's a lunar eclipse, and the Sun and Moon are aligned

The Moon says "Hello Mr Sun, I don't come across you very often!"

The Sun arrogantly turns his nose up and replies "Yes well, we move in different circles"

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All people are binary

Some are just not aligned with their bits

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A group of crows is called a murder of crows....

A group of crows aligned evenly to both margins is justified murder.

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