The e-mail was on the weighty matter of the nature of hell, as allegedly posed by a Dr Robert Shambaugh of the University of Oklahoma school of chemical engineering. It purports to be a final exam question from May 1997.
His May 1997 question for his Momentum, Heat and Mass Transfer II class ...
Are you proportional?
Joel Garner, the 6 Feet 8 Inch Giant West Indian Fast Bowler was once very suggestively asked by A Woman:- "Are you Proportionate All Over ?”
He said:- "No, If that was the case, I would have been 8 feet 6 inches tall."
The Ant and the Grasshopper
The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.
Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no f...
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An older guy asks his doctor for tips to maintain health and achieve a longer lifespan.
"Doctor.." said the man, "as you know, I am no longer young. Would you care to give me some tips on maintaining my health so I can live longer?"
The doctor started asking him questions.
"Do you smoke, sir?"
"No, doctor, not anymore. I quit more than 10 years ago."
So a man is at a bar...
So there was a guy at a bar drinking and minding his own business. Suddenly, a man walks in carrying a very large duffel bag. He sits down at the bar, and places his bag on the counter. **POOF!** Out popped a little man from the bag who looked around, and then jumped back in the bag. A few moments l...