I was at a barber shop in Bangkok and I asked to get my hair dyed, and for the barber to surprise me. I noticed that it was taking a bit longer than hair dyeing normally would, and when I looked at the finished job in the mirror, I noticed that they were in rainbow swirls.

When I asked the barber, "What is this?" he told me,"Well, it's a Thai dye."

I accidentally swallowed some food coloring...

The doctor says I'm ok, but I feel like I'm dyeing inside.

Paintball is a very violent sport

It involves a lot of dyeing

Fewer people are decorating eggs these days ...

It’s a dyeing art.

There used to be more blondes in our neighborhood.

I think they're dyeing out.

A blonde enters an electronics store...

She goes to the store owner and asks him to sell her the TV she picked.

He refuses, telling her that he can't sell the TV to a Blonde.

She comes back the next day, after dyeing her hair black, and asks him the same question. He again tells her that he can't sell the tv to a Blonde.
...

My little brother told me this one

“Why do ducks have feathers?” He says grinning through his teeth

“Why?”


“To cover there But-Quacks!” He says absolutely dyeing

Why is ink an unwise investment?

Because it's a dyeing industry.



- This is too obvious a joke to be original, but it came to me during my econ class, and so it's original to me!

I was so excited. My wife said she wanted to live the life of “50 Shades of Grey”...

Then she stopped dyeing her hair.

"Stain, color, darken, tint..."

Those were my grandfather's dyeing words.

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