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Clownfish Jokes

After watching Finding Nemo, a man runs out to the pet store and buys a clown fish

He brings the fish home and puts it into the tank, but after a few days notices that it doesn't seem at all settled in its new home.


He remembers that in Finding Nemo, the clownfish live in an anemone, so he returns to the pet store and asks the clerk if they have any for sale. The cler...

Have you ever tried clownfish?

Taste kind of funny.

I ate a clownfish last night.

It tasted funny.

What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?

This tastes a little funny.

A clownfish swims into an underwater ocean bar.

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What kind of fish belongs in a circus?

A clownfish.

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