What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?

This tastes a little funny.

Why do people not like clownfish?

Because they taste funny.

What kind of fish belongs in a circus?

A clownfish.

A clownfish swims into an underwater ocean bar.

If you're reading this, you've been in a coma for almost 10 years now. We're trying a new technique. We don't know where this message will end up in your dream, but we hope we're getting through.

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.