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Pell Jokes

‌‌I j‌‌ust d‌‌iscovered t‌‌hat t‌‌he w‌‌ord “‌‌nothing” i‌‌s a‌‌ p‌‌alindrome...

Backwards i‌‌t s‌‌pells “‌‌gnihton”, w‌‌hich a‌‌lso m‌‌eans n‌‌othing.

What would Cardinal Pell’s rapper name be?

Cardi P.

Cardinal George Pell has just been convicted of child abuse -

Just goes to show that abstinence makes the church grow fondlers.

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George Pell's age is being taken into consideration for his sentencing.

Unlike George Pell's choice of sexual partner.

If you were a girl and your last name was Pelled

your name would always be Miss. Pelled

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Australia should hire WWE wrestlers to enforce sentencing on convicted sex offenders.

That way we can have Undertaker and Mankind throw Pell in a cell.

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First day of class at Hogwarts

A group of first-year students walked into a classroom at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. The professor, Febuina Pell, was young for her profession and had never married, but was well respected and had written the very textbook to be used in the class. One of the students, a muggle-born ...

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Buckwheat and Sally were fooling around in class...

...when the teacher rapped her wooden pointer down on the desk.

"Alright class, who can spell the word 'dictate?'"

"I can! I can!" Buckwheat said, waving his arm up in the air.

"Don't be silly Buckwheat. You don't even know how to spell."

"I do. I do, teacher. I know ho...

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