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[Introducing My girlfriend to my family]

Me: This is my girlfriend Janine

Janine: Hi

Wife: What the fuck

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On her wedding night with her third husband...

On her wedding night, Janine told her new husband how excited she was to finally have sex. Her husband said, "Wait a minute, you were married twice already. How is this possible?"

The wife responds, "Well my first husband was paralyzed from the waist down, so bless his heart, but we never lai...

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