Citie Jokes - 5 Hilarious Citie Jokes

I’ve got a disease that keeps transforming me into capital cities…..

It’s starting to Hanoi me now.

Why are Russians bombing cities

For the Ruble (this is my first, please don't kick me)

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TIL that Charles Dickens first published A Tale of Two Cities in two English local newspapers:

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It was the Bicester Times. It was the Worcester Times.

Why are modern cities all so prejudiced against ancient Sumerian cities?

They all have Ur-ban areas.

In Half-Life 2, European cities were renamed with numbers - e.g. most events are in City 17; there is also City 69, formerly known as

Nice.

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