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Can your dick touch your asshole?

A little boy and his grandfather are sitting on the front porch together, when grandpa pulls a beer out of a cooler. The little boy asks, "Grandpa, can I have a sip of your beer?" The Grandpa replies, "Son, can your dick touch your asshole?" The little boy says no. So the Grandpa says "Then you're n...

A man is walking down the street...

And he sees a gnarled, wrinkled little old lady sitting on her porch. He starts to just keep walking, but he notices that the lady has a huge charismatic smile on her face.

The man walks up and says to her "Excuse me, I Couldn't help but notice how vibrant you look. Can you tell me what you...

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Grandpa and Little Billy go fishing...

One summer morning, grandpa and little Billy go for a fishing trip. Once they get out on the boat, grandpa reaches into the cooler and grabs a cold Bud. As he cracks his beer Billy asks, "Hey Grandpa, do you think I could try a sip of that beer?". Grandpa responds "Does your pecker touch your bung ...

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The nudest colony. NSFW. Long.

A man retired after over 30 years working for the Postal Service.

He decided that he was going to fulfill his lifelong desire to join a nudist colony.

After some research he found a nude beach that fit all of his criteria. On one beautiful Saturday he decided to go and visit. He arrive...

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Game Warden goes fishing [long]

This fellow got hired by the Conservation Department as a game warden. He just loved all things hunting and fishing, and being new in town, started asking around where the good fishing holes were. Finally he came to this little country bar, and asked the bartender. "Charlie catches more fish than...

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