One night Chun Li gets drunk and decides she wants to get laid. So, she asks her friend Cammy if she knows which of the male Street fighters can help her get off...
Cammy said, "Sure. Ryu can."
"Chun Li, truth or dare?"
"Truth."
"Where's Beth's dog?"
"Dare."
Ryu wanted to confess to his lady-crush Chun Li....
So he baked some white fudge treacle tarts and put them down on a table. Ken walked up and was like, "ooh, these tarts smell delicious" and he started to pick one up, when Ryu grabbed the whole plate and did a jumping-spinning kick at Ken while yelling "THESE TARTS AREN'T FOR YOU KEN!"
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What do you call a fat Chinese prostitute?
Chun Kee Ho
Street Fighter Dad Joke
Chun-Li: Can I ask you a question, Ryu?
Ryu: SHORYUKEN!
What kind of martial arts do birds practice?
Wing Chun
My Chinese friend got really sick one day and had to go to the hospital.
I went to see him the next day, but he just kept whispering “Chun Yu Yan” over and over – and then died.
I was very sad and googled his last message after the burial. Apparently, it means “You’re standing on my oxygen tube.”
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