Ryu wanted to confess to his lady-crush Chun Li....
So he baked some white fudge treacle tarts and put them down on a table. Ken walked up and was like, "ooh, these tarts smell delicious" and he started to pick one up, when Ryu grabbed the whole plate and did a jumping-spinning kick at Ken while yelling "THESE TARTS AREN'T FOR YOU KEN!"
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What do you call a fat Chinese prostitute?
Chun Kee Ho
My Chinese friend got really sick one day and had to go to the hospital.
I went to see him the next day, but he just kept whispering “Chun Yu Yan” over and over – and then died.
I was very sad and googled his last message after the burial. Apparently, it means “You’re standing on my oxygen tube.”
What kind of martial arts do birds practice?