Christain Jokes

So she goes to a tattoo parlor and spends hours having Christain Bale’ face tattooed on her left inner thigh and Leonardo DiCaprio’s face tattooed on her right inner thigh.

When it’s finished, she is extremely disappointed with the results, saying neither face is an accurate depiction of who... read more

One day Peter said to his best friend Christian "I don't want to be a Prawn anymore, I want to be something else. I want to be a shark!"

Christan asked why and Peter said he wanted to explore the ocean and that a Prawn was too small and would be eaten. While he was explaining a cod apeared ... read more