What’s the difference between an Israelite and an Israeli?

About thirty calories.

Who led the Israelites through the semi permeable membrane?

Osmoses.

Did you hear about the Israelite barista?

Hebrews

What did the Maori say to the Israelite?

Hebrew

Moses was sent by the Israelites...

to the top of Mount Sinai to negotiate with God over the commandments. After a month of intense discussion, an exhausted Moses came down with a list of 200 commandments.

The Israelites, however, weren't happy with this, and sent him back up to negotiate a better deal.

A week later, a ...

King Pharaoh: I have a great business opportunity for you...

Israelites: Umm, is this not a pyramid scheme?

What did the sweet potato say to the Israelites.

"I am but a Yam"

What did the Israelite say to the american when offering him a drink?

"Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!"

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What do you call homosexual Israelites?

Fruit Jews

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How heavy is a Jew

Chances are he Israelite

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

What kind of stone are golems made from?

Israelite

Moses and the Pharaoh.

A long, long time ago in Egypt the Israelites were held as slaves. One day the evil Pharaoh passed a decree that no Israelite could cut the grass outside their house.

The grass grew and grew, covering the houses and making it quite an ordeal for the Israelites to go to work in the morning, wh...

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