Who led the Israelites through the semi-permeable membrane?
Osmoses!
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What’s the difference between an Israelite and an Israeli?
About thirty calories.
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What did the Maori say to the Israelite?
Hebrew
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What is the difference between an Israeli and an Israelite?
Israelites contain about 20% less fat.
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How heavy is a Jew
Chances are he Israelite
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What did the sweet potato say to the Israelites.
"I am but a Yam"
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Moses
Nine year old Joey was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday school.
“Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt. When he got to the Red Sea, he had his engineers build a pontoon bridge and all the ...
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Moses was sent by the Israelites...
to the top of Mount Sinai to negotiate with God over the commandments. After a month of intense discussion, an exhausted Moses came down with a list of 200 commandments.
The Israelites, however, weren't happy with this, and sent him back up to negotiate a better deal.
A week later, a ...
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What do you call homosexual Israelites?
Fruit Jews
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King Pharaoh: I have a great business opportunity for you...
Israelites: Umm, is this not a pyramid scheme?
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What kind of stone are golems made from?
Israelite
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What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?
You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!
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Moses was commiserating with the Hebrews in Egypt
Things were terrible. Pharaoh wouldn't even speak to him. The rest of the Israelites were mad at him and making the overseers even more irritable than usual, etc. He was about ready to give up.
Suddenly a booming, sonorous voice spoke from above:
"You, Moses, heed me ! I have good ...
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