Chris Christie Jokes - 11 Hilarious Chris Christie Jokes

Chris Christie asked his staff...

If they thought his image would recover from beach-gate.

They told him "Fat chance!"

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Why is Chris Christie always linty?

Because he's in Trump's pocket.

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Chris Christie stopped running...

Go figure

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How did Chris Christie win office?

No one knows. He certainly never runs.

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Chris Christie finally got a job in Trump's administration.

He's going to be the border wall.

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What did the beached whale say to Chris Christie?

Well, looks like we both know how to empty a beach, huh?

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Did you hear about the new Chris Christie biopic?

"Life of Pie."

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Why is Chris Christie such a successful man?

Because he is too big to fail.

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I was trying to decide on a good Chris Christie joke to tell at the party tonight...

...then I decided I would cross that bridge when I come to it.

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The hardest part of measuring Trump's package..

Is sneaking a ruler into Chris Christie's mouth

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I saw a single set of footprints in the sand...

"Lord," I asked, "why is there but one set of footprints in the sand?"

"My child," he tenderly replied, "Those are Chris Christie's."

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