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Chris Christie Jokes

Chris Christie asked his staff...

If they thought his image would recover from beach-gate.

They told him "Fat chance!"

Why is Chris Christie always linty?

Because he's in Trump's pocket.

Chris Christie stopped running...

Go figure

How did Chris Christie win office?

No one knows. He certainly never runs.

Chris Christie finally got a job in Trump's administration.

He's going to be the border wall.

What did the beached whale say to Chris Christie?

Well, looks like we both know how to empty a beach, huh?

Did you hear about the new Chris Christie biopic?

"Life of Pie."

Why is Chris Christie such a successful man?

Because he is too big to fail.

I was trying to decide on a good Chris Christie joke to tell at the party tonight...

...then I decided I would cross that bridge when I come to it.

The hardest part of measuring Trump's package..

Is sneaking a ruler into Chris Christie's mouth

I saw a single set of footprints in the sand...

"Lord," I asked, "why is there but one set of footprints in the sand?"

"My child," he tenderly replied, "Those are Chris Christie's."

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