Chocolatier Jokes - 7 Hilarious Chocolatier Jokes

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What do chocolatiers call their testicles?

Wonkas

Because they are between a Willy and a Chocolate Factory

How did the chocolatier escape police custody?

He had a few twix up his sleeve.

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How did the chocolatier respond when asked for their pronouns?

Her/she!

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A kid is getting ready for prom.

He goes to a boutique to buy a suit, and after he finds one he likes, he realizes that the line is very long. He really likes the suit, though, so he waits for a while and then leaves with his purchase. Next, he goes to a flower shop to get his date a bouquet, and the line there is very long as well...

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If a chocolatier and a pastry chef have a child together, will they also make delicious food?

Not Nestle Sara Lee

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As the news breaks of the passing of Michele Ferrero...

I can't help but shed a chocolatier.

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It was weeks leading up to my prom, I didn’t have a date yet...

So I asked this girl in my class to go with me, and I knew I had to pull out all the stops.

I wanted to buy her flowers and chocolates when I asked her, so I went to the florist but when I got there there was a 15 minute line that I had to wait. I thought ‘Thats fine, it’s prom season’. I wai...

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