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Chick Peas Jokes

What's the different between Black Eyed Peas and Chick Peas?

Black Eyed Peas can sing us a song.

Chick Peas can hummus one.

I like fried chick peas....

But I dont think it agrees with me. Everytime I eat them I Falafel.

The armed grenade was under a pile of chick peas, tahini and olive oil.

Captain Smith threw himself on top of it to save his men from the inevitable explosion.

His medal for bravery was awarded post-hummusly

When did people finally begin to appreciate chick peas?

Posthummusly

My crazy friends...

My crazy friends won't eat garbanzo beans without making them into hummus first.

Not me, I'm happy as long as a chick peas in my mouth.

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So I was in the supermarket yesterday...

I arrived at the Deli counter to find some guy stark bollock naked, rubbing chick peas and lemon juice all over himself.

In complete shock and disgust I asked him “what the fuck are you doing?”

“Oh, don’t mind me. I’m a hummus-sexual!”

What's R Kelly's favorite food?

Chick Peas

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