Charity Shop Jokes

...when I got home I put it on to listen to it - it was all wrong - the buzzing noises was nothing like wasp sounds.

Then I realised - I was playing the Bee side!

I told her I couldn’t do that, they’d only re-fuse it

Police said to prepare for the worst.

So I went to the charity shop to get his clothes back

I can't turn that down!

And she finds loads of clothes to put to the charity shop. The husband walks in and says “just throw them away, there’s no need to put them to the charity shop”

The wife replies “aye there is, there’s starving children in Africa who could need these clothes”

And the husband says “darli... read more

So I'll have to go to all the charity shops and buy back all her clothes then

The police called and said they found her safe and well. Her car had broken down and her phone was dead.
 
Guess I’ll have to rush back to the charity shop and get all her clothes back.

He was the ultimate tractor enthusiast, his bedroom was plastered with tractor posters, his bed was adorned with a tractor bed spread, tractor toys littered the floor and tractor maintenance DVDs dominated his shelves.

Shortly after Terry's 18th birthday (where he of course had a tractor bir... read more

A man was walking down a quiet street, when something caught his eye in the window of a charity shop. He wandered over to take a closer look, then smiled to himself, nodded, and entered the shop.

He walked up to the counter and said to the man serving there, "Is that record in the window real... read more