The other day I bought some decorative ceramics for my bathroom, robins, geese, owls, etc. All sorts of birds. I was taking them upstairs & tripped over! Every single one broke, except for the mallards. I guess it was due to their greater duck-tile strength.
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I was asked to pose nude for an art class. They said I had the perfect body.
Okay, it was a ceramics class, and they were making ashtrays, but ...still
My ceramics teacher was excellent.
Day after day, she was always kiln it.
My ceramics teacher came into class so drunk he fell into the kiln.
He got fired.
Did you hear about the magical gorilla taking ceramics class at Hogwarts?
It's a Hairy Potter.
I called an old school friend and asked what he was doing now.
He replied that he was currently working on:
\*Aqua-thermal treatment on ceramics, aluminium and steel under a constrained environment\*
I was impressed......
On further enquiry, I learnt that he was washing dishes, with hot water under his wife's supervision.
What is an engineer's first job out of highschool?
Aquathermic treatment of ceramics aluminum and steel in a controlled environment.
Or to put it in lamer's terms: washing dishes while his boss is watching.