Central Station Jokes - 2 Hilarious Central Station Jokes

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Italian Honeymoon

After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new bride, Virginia; Luigi stopped by his old
barbershop in Jersey to say hello to his friends.

Giovanni said, "Hey Luigi, how wasa da trip?"

Luigi said, "Everyting wasa perfecto except for da train ride down." ...

The policeman and the newspapers

A policeman is assigned to a new central station. His chief command him to buy a newspaper every morning, for a week. The news-stand is a few miles away and he is forbidden to take a car, because he's a rookie. He thinks: "Screw that! Today I'll walk to the news-stand and I'll buy 7 copies of the ne...

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