A young couple's house gets burgled, so they decide to get a guard dog...
The wife goes to a pet shop and tells the owner "I'd like to see the toughest guard dog you've got!"
The owner answers "I've got just the dog for you!". He presents to her to a tiny chihuahua called Roxy.
"Sure he's cute, but can he really guard a home?" she asks skeptically.
"L...
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Edgar Allan Ho
Credit where credit due, Thx u/roxy-rambles
The intelligent dog
Roxy, a large black Labrador, was sitting up in his seat at the movies, wagging his tail, growling at the villain and barking excitedly at the hero’s escapades. The woman in the seat behind him was intrigued. “Excuse me,” she said, tapping Roxy’s owner on the shoulder, “that dog is extraordinary....
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