Use barbers and hairdressers, the threat of a shave, shampoo and haircut should have most of them running for the hills!
Did you hear about the woman who got shot at the protest at the Capitol building?
She flew to DC in Delta and came back in Spirit.
Two Traitors Heading for the Capitol Building
Passenger asks "That bomb in the trunk was made by amateurs right?"
The driver responds "yup."
Passenger asks, a bit nervously, "Well what happens if that bomb just goes off?"
The driver responds with great confidence, "No problem at all".
"We have another one under the b...
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Why is there so much toilet paper in the U.S. Capitol building?
Because there are a lot of assholes
Everyone in 2020: this is the worst year ever, I can’t wait for 2021
January 2021: U.S. Capitol building attacked, Hank Aaron dead, Larry King dead
How do you get a trump supporter to wear a mask?
Convince them to storm the capitol building
I asked my wife if she wanted to role play tonight.
She could be the Capitol building, and I’d be a Trump protester.
There is a large traffic jam in Washington DC
A man gets caught in a huge traffic jam in DC. While sitting motionless on the road a man approaches him on foot. The man rolls down his window and asks what’s going on.
“The whole capitol is in chaos, armed men have stormed the Capitol Building and are holding congress hostage, they say they...
So to celebrate the Halloween season...
... I was going to go to a 200 year old building that was apparently set up with shriveled up old corpses, dangerous bandits, bloodsucking vampires, hellbent soulless demons, and the like. But it turns out the Capitol Building is closed for tours until a budget resolution is reached.
Donald Trump is leaving the White House on his way to Capitol Hill
Donald Trump is leaving the White House on his way to Capitol Hill when he says to himself, "You know, it's been a long time since I drove a car. Capitol Hill isn't far. I'd like to drive there today." So he walks up to his driver and tells him to get in the backseat.
Everything is going well...
On a recent evening a man came up to me at the front desk of my library. He was carrying a large plank of plywood.
On the plywood were copious amounts of what appeared to be a flour and water mix. He might have put yeast in it to make it airier and lighter. He had shaped the mixture into a kind of giant map. There was something I took to be divisions for states, or provinces. He'd created a facsimile of a capito...