A man with a tendency to over-explain things lays on his therapist's couch.
The therapist says “I have a new exercise for you today. Instead of spending an hour talking about your day, try to tell me the essentials of what happened in one breath.” The patient agrees and takes a deep breath
“So they cast Callie Hernandez as Supergirl and I’m not sure if it was th...
A housewife tells the maid.
\- Callie, you are fired!
\- Why, Miss Lucy?
\- Because your work is getting worse! The little you do is very poorly done! Now, take your money and get out of here!
The maid took the money, thanked the housewife and, before going out, took a 10 dollar bill and threw it at the do...
A postman and his wife are expecting their first child.
The big day comes, and it's a healthy baby girl. The new parents are overjoyed, but it's a lot of work. Dad helps out in every way he can; changing diapers, keeping the house clean, prepping and cooking meals (always being sure to make something ahead for if Mom gets hungry when he's not home), etc....