(Based on a true story): My 6 year old son walked into the family room while I was watching a movie. He points at me and proclaims "You licked a puss!"...
I muted the TV and looked at him with a raised eyebrow. "I'm sorry? What did you say?"
He pointed again and proclaimed "YOU LICKED A PUSS!"
My mind stared racing... "Did we leave the door opened on date night last Saturday?" I then looked behind me and saw a candle burning.
I used to make jokes at work during meetings, and I could really get people laughing. Then COVID hit, and all our meetings were online. I'd still make jokes, but no one would laugh...
Not one. At first, I thought it was just because everyone was muted. It turns out, they didn't find me remotely funny.
I have successfully muted every single person on Reddit. AMA!
edit: really? No one? :(
What do you call an alarm that's been muted?
An orchestra conductor calls 911. “Help! My oboe player swallowed his reed! What do I do?”
The 911 operator says “Simple. Have a muted trumpet cover the part.”
A couple called in a contractor to do some updates to their house and landscape.
A couple called in a contractor to do some updates to their house and landscape. They all walk in to the bedroom and they tell him they were thinking about painting it blue because there's a baby boy on the way. He walks to the window and yells "Green side up!" The couple look at one another a bit c...
I accidentally muted the command switch on my driverless car...
...well, it goes without saying.