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Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka?

Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP

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Young married couple are making love and all of a sudden a bumble bee enters the bedroom...

As the young woman parts her legs the bee enters her vagina.
The woman starts screaming "Oh my god, help me, there's a bee in my vagina". The husband emmediately takes her to the local doctor and explains the situation.
The Doctor thinks for a moment and says "Hmm, tricky situation. But I hav...

Stupid but I think itโ€™s Hilarious

How does a momma bumble bee feed her baby?

If the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything:

Stamps = Lickie Stickie

Defibrillators = Hearty Starty

Bumble Bees = Fuzzy Buzzy

Pregnancy Test = Maybe Baby

Bra = Breastie Nestie

Fork = Stabby Grabby

Socks = Feetie Heatie

Hippo = Floatie Bloatie

Nightmare = Screamy Dreamy

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A couple had just finished up in bed... (nsfw)

They went to go put there clothes on when all of the sudden a bumble bee flies through the window and into the girlfriends lady parts.

Girlfriend - "OH CRAP! THERE'S A BUMBLE BEE IN MY VAGINA!"

Boyfriend - "WE GOTTA GET TO THE DOCTOR RIGHT AWAY!!!! HOP IN THE CAR AND LETS GO!"

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