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Why People Hate School Re-Unions

Jan, Sue and Mary haven't seen each other since leaving school.

 They rediscover each other via a reunion website and arrange to meet for lunch in a wine bar.

Jan arrives first, wearing a beige Versace. She orders a bottle of Pinot Grigio.

Sue arrives shortly afterward, in grey ...

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An 18 year old girl from London has just gotten home from a nude photoshoot and is excited to tell her dad how it went...

"I'm so happy dad, the photographer said I had Kensington legs and Chelsea tits!"

Her father proudly responds "Just like your mum, she had her photos taken when she was younger too, the photographer said she had a Wapping fanny and a Barking arsehole"

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