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Kensington Jokes

A family gather round the death bed of grandad, his solicitor arrives as the man is able to read out his will:

'To my daughter, I leave my Kensington properties says grandad'

'To my son, I leave my Richmond properties'

'Finally, as I have the most properties in Windsor and Ascot, I leave these for the grandchildren'

The solicitor turns to the grandmother and quietly whispers 'My god, I n...

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An 18 year old girl from London has just gotten home from a nude photoshoot and is excited to tell her dad how it went...

"I'm so happy dad, the photographer said I had Kensington legs and Chelsea tits!"

Her father proudly responds "Just like your mum, she had her photos taken when she was younger too, the photographer said she had a Wapping fanny and a Barking arsehole"

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WHY PEOPLE HATE SCHOOL RE-UNIONS

Jan, Sue and Mary haven't seen each other since leaving school.

They rediscover each other via a reunion website and arrange to meet for lunch in a wine bar.

Jan arrives first, wearing a beige Versace. She orders a bottle of Pinot Grigio.

Sue arrives shortly afterward, in grey...

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