Munster Jokes - 5 Hilarious Munster Jokes

My wife said she would divorce me if I didn't stop my cheese related puns.

It's no fondue be married to such a Munster anyways.

A cheesemonger slapped an Indian girl's behind then proceeded to ask her out

She told that munster to gouda hell.

I hid some cheese under my bed the other day.

I heard that’s where Munster’s hide

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3 drunk mice

3 mice are up late at night, drinking and bullshitting, as mice often do. Just eating cheese bits and chasing them down with copious amounts of alcohol.

They begin to brag about how tough they are relating various experiences evading the cat, the exterminator and other adventures, each one...

Met this girl on tinder

She told me she's into getting cut, demeaned and she's also into food.

I told her I have a cheese grater waiting for my dirty little Munster

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