My wife said she would divorce me if I didn't stop my cheese related puns.

It's no fondue be married to such a Munster anyways.

I hid some cheese under my bed the other day.

I heard that’s where Munster’s hide

A cheesemonger slapped an Indian girl's behind then proceeded to ask her out

She told that munster to gouda hell.

Met this girl on tinder

She told me she's into getting cut, demeaned and she's also into food.

I told her I have a cheese grater waiting for my dirty little Munster

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