Breadsticks Jokes

“*how many did you eat?**”
“Olive them.”

The waiter said they had naan

So a politician dies and ends up standing in front of the pearly gates. Saint Peter looks at him for a second, flicks through his book, and finds his name.


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Walter: Hi Skyler, got us some breadsticks and pizza

Skyler: How much do I owe you.

Walter: It’s on the house.

He is very nervous, and his father notices as he’s getting ready. His father quickly tries to help ease his son, “don’t worry, you’ll be fine. You’re good looking, you get that from your mom.” The boy stops, eyes wide, and turns to face his father,

“Wait, IM ADOPTED?!?!?!”