Bread Knife Jokes - 2 Hilarious Bread Knife Jokes

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Did you hear about the bread knife that did a hit and run?

It was in car serrated

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A story about kinks and boobs

I started dating this girl with a really weird fetish -- she's got a very nice pair of knockers, and she loves having it smacked loudly. She really gets off from the pain and from the really loud POP sound that the slap of skin-on-skin can make. Recently, she's been getting more kinky about it, and ...

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