Alan Dershowitz has defended O.J. Simpson, Jeffrey Epstein, and Donald Trump
The stabber, the nabber, and the grabber
I really don't trust acupuncturists
They're all back stabbers
A man walks into a bar, at night
He walks in and is seated next to the most beautiful woman he's ever seen in his life. All he can think about is how he has to marry her. He strikes a conversation with her and they hit it off. They leave the bar and as they're walking out she gives him her number, her name was Lela.