Does anyone know of any forums for fellow ax murderers?
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Jack & Jill
Jack and Jill have grown up. They've graduated from uni, gotten married and got a job at the same firm. One day, while going through the books and after much deliberation, their boss decides he must lay off one employee. Jack and Jill are the most recent hires, so it must be one of them. The prob...
An ax murder is on a date with a girl, and he suggests a short cut through the woods to a special spot...
As they walk the sun starts to set. The girl asks, “Are we almost there it’s getting dark?” The ax murderer says they’re close and it’s just a little further up.
They keep walking and get deeper and deeper into the woods. All of a sudden there is a howl in the distance! The girl s...
I bought the original ax that George Washington used to chop down the cherry tree.
The antique dealer told me that the handle had been replaced a couple times, and the blade was replaced once, but it's the real deal!
Why did the Mexican take a Xanax?
For hispanic attacks
I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth today...
Now when I talk I have this weird axe scent.
I just got kicked out of karaoke night for singing "Danger Zone" six times in a row...
...they told me I exceeded my maximum number of Loggins attempts
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