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I went to the doctor about my brain tumour

... he told me it was all in my head

Dogs operating XRays cannot detect brain tumours.

But CAT scan!

I was absolutely livid with my doctor. He told me I had a brain tumour.

Naturally, I panicked at first. But I lost it when he said,

β€œIt’s all in your head.”

A dyslexic boy walks into a toy store and asks for a "satr wars atcion figuer"...

The manager tells him that dyslexia does not cause you to talk in misspelled words and took the boy to hospital where he was diagnosed with a brain tumour.

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