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Fonts Jokes

Three fonts walk into a bar. The barman says,

Clear out, we don’t want your type here!

I've decided to save money on cat food by getting a bird bath.

Don't @ me. Predators and water go together in nature. Alligators and swamps. Sharks and oceans. Catholic priests and baptism fonts.

The Chief of Police died responding to people changing fonts on town signs

There we were, left sans-sheriff

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A group of fonts walk into a bar.

'Get the fuck outta here' shouted the bartender, 'we don't serve your type here'.

Why are the "sans" family of fonts so serious?

No one wants to be comic sans.

In my credit card statement there was an extra 666$ charge written in tiny fonts ...

As usual, the devil is in the details ...

What's the catchphrase of the Typing Revolution?

Viva la fonts.

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