A large woman wearing a muumuu walks into an Irish pub.

She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit and, as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar she asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?"

The bar went silent as patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the end of the bar, an owly-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on...

What does Old McDonald's farm and an old Asian women's closet have in common?

There's a muumuu here, a muumuu there....

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