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Black Tie Jokes

I got an invite to a wedding that said “black tie only”...

...But when I got there, everyone else was in tuxedos.

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"I love these black tie do's,"

I said to my wife.

"Just get ready for my mothers funeral will you, you sarcastic cunt, " she replied

It said :"Only black ties" on the wedding invitation card.

But when I arrived, I saw people wearing suits too.

How would you know who is a billionaire in a black tie event?

Look for the dude wearing a T-shirt, jeans and sneakers

I was invited to a party...

'Black tie only' was written on the invitation card. When I got there, I noticed that other people worn shirts and pants, too.

Knock, knock!

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Fornication.

Fornication who?

Fornication like this you should wear a black tie.

Why could nobody win a dance off at the annual African American ball?

Because it was a black tie event

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Two Mormons knock on an old Englishman's door...

The old man opens the door and smiles at the two fine gentlemen dressed in white dress shirts and black ties. They say, "Hello, we're with the church of Latter-day Saints and we're here to spread the gospel of God. Do you mind if we come in to speak with you?" The old man replies with a smile, "Sure...

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