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Borat Jokes

Kim Jong-Un walks into a school in North Korea.

He asks a student "Who is your father?

The student replies "The Supreme Leader, infinite in wisdom and kindness, provider and protector of the Koreans, he is our only father."

Kim Jong beams. "Excellent. Now tell me who is your mother?"

The student doesn't hesitate. "The Land of...

What kind of iPhone does Borat have?

A great 6S!

Man and his wife are meeting with their marriage counsellor

Husband: “Doc, if I make one more Borat joke Im going to end up divorced”

Doc: “Who told you that?”

Husband: “……”

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A man enters his therapist's office holding back tears

Therapist: What's the matter? There's clearly something wrong.

Man: I can't do my Borat impression anymore, not even once, or I'll be divorced!

Therapist: That's nonsense, who told you that?

Man: \*hangs his head and cries\*

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