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My wife suggested I get a penis enlarger

So I did, she's 21 and her name is Krystal

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Al Gore is in the wrong line of work

Some people's names match their careers surprisingly well. Imagine a psychic named Krystal Ball or a stylist named Barbera Cutter.

But Al Gore is a failure in this regard. He had the perfect opportunity to start a math rock band in the 80s or 90s and just chose to not. It should have been fa...

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What do you call a stripper who also works as a hooker who is known for squirting?

Krystal Geyser.

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