What do you call the big man on campus at BYU?

The Super Soaker

In honor of the BYU/Utah game tomorrow

Why can't the University of Utah do the nativity scene?

Because they can't find 3 wise men or a virign.

Posted a BYU/Utah joke yesterday. Here's another

Did you hear about University of Utah's honor code?

Yes, your honor. No, your honor. Thank you, your honor.

What happens when you bring beer to a BYU party?

All the girls put on their panties and go home.

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