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Boat Captain Jokes

TIL that in 1940 a German U-Boat captain found himself aboard a British vessel.

Whoops, wrong sub.

What's the difference between a homeless man and a boat captain?

One has a boat.

My father was a U-boat captain and amateur philosopher.

Such a deep sinker.

A steamboat captain brought his son along on a short cruise upriver to show him what he does for a living, but all the kid wanted to do was steer the boat. Insisting that his father taught him enough to handle the job, he asked the pilot to let him take the helm...

"Okay..." said the pilot. "But you must pass a small test first. If I asked you to turn to the left, what nautical term should I use?"

"Turn to port!" said the boy.

"Correct!" said the pilot.

"If I wanted you to turn the boat to the right, what direction would that be?"
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This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A group of people walk into a bar...

An Irishman, a rabbi, a Japanese man, a blind man and a boat captain walk into a bar. The bartender asks "is this some kind of a joke?"

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