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Asylum Seeker Jokes

An Asylum Seeker has been found dead in a cheese vat.

Police are unsure of his nationality but say he looks Kurdish.

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An asylum seeker is at the side of the road eating grass.

A man pulls up in his car and says, "Hey! Don't eat that. Come home with me and I'll feed you."

The asylum seeker replies, "I have four wives and twelve kids, can they come too?"

The man says, "No, I've only got a small lawn!"

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Just had some syrian ask me the way to the mental institution,

Fucking asylum seeker.

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How do you confuse a Daily Mail reader?

Tell him that asylum seekers kill pedophiles.

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