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Splurge Jokes

I splurged and bought a mop...

I had to. To clean up the splurge.

Iā€™m glad I splurged on an expensive mattress during quarantine.

I can now have my dream vacation.

When a girl says she wants you to splurge on her

Calm down, it's not what you think...

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I finally bought myself a new cum rag

I splurged

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I usually don't pay for sex...

...but sometimes I like to splurge.

Santa spots a girl atop a tree...

He notices her ragged clothes and lack of undergarments.

Pitying the girl and in Christmas spirit, he asks her to come back down and gives her a crisp ā‚¬5 bill. He implores her to splurge on a fresh set of underwear and have a great Christmas.

The girl, greatly delighted, heads back hom...

[Long] my uncle told me this joke yesterday;

A guy is at the gym, walks into the locker room and the phone rings. He answers and puts it on speaker , "hey babe, I'm at the jewelry store, that ring I wanted is on sale for $25,000." "Okay babe, we'll go ahead and get it if that's what you want." "Well that Lexus I wanted is on sale for $98,000."...

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