I’m glad I splurged on an expensive mattress during quarantine.
I can now have my dream vacation.
When a girl says she wants you to splurge on her
Calm down, it's not what you think...
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
I usually don't pay for ...
...but sometimes I like to splurge.
Santa spots a girl atop a tree...
He notices her ragged clothes and lack of undergarments.
Pitying the girl and in Christmas spirit, he asks her to come back down and gives her a crisp €5 bill. He implores her to splurge on a fresh set of underwear and have a great Christmas.
The girl, greatly delighted, heads back hom...
[Long] my uncle told me this joke yesterday;
A guy is at the gym, walks into the locker room and the phone rings. He answers and puts it on speaker , "hey babe, I'm at the jewelry store, that ring I wanted is on sale for $25,000." "Okay babe, we'll go ahead and get it if that's what you want." "Well that Lexus I wanted is on sale for $98,000."...
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