An Italian guy is out picking up chicks in Roma

An Italian guy is out picking up chicks in Roma.

While at his favorite bar, he manages to attract one rather attractive looking blonde. So they’re back at his place, and sure enough, they go at it.
After a long while… He climaxes loudly.
Then he rolls over, lights up a cigarette and ...

A good romance starts with friendship

While a bad romance starts with rah, rah ah ah ah
roma, roma ma, gaga ooh la la

Scooby Doo hates Roma Tomatoes.

He told me he was romophobic.

Roma menstruation

Q. What's the best thing about a Gypsy on her period?

A. When you finger her you get your palm red for free.

How do you know when a good romance is starting?

Because i know that Bad Romace starts with: Ra ra-ah-ah-ah Roma, Roma-ma Gaga, oh la-la

The pope

The pope is arriving to Roma Airport. The pope car is not ready so a cardinal sends his private driver waiting him to the airport.

When the pope arrives he sees the driver has come with a Ferrari.

The pope says "please, I'm a real fan of nice cars and this car is so wonderful I want to...

What type of tomato smells best?

A Roma

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Danish, French and Italian women ...

A Danish guy, a Frenchman and an Italian man got together in a bar in Berlin after attending the long and boring business conference. Their talk drifted to the subject of women, of course, with each man claiming that the women in their home country were the sexiest and most sensual.

"If we we...

What's the strongest smelling vegetable there is?

A Roma tomato

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In honor of the papal visit, I submit the worst, longest, most tortuous pope joke I know.

It's 1969.

China and the Soviet Union are on the brink of open hostilities. The war would kill us all. And only the pope can save the day.

Well, so thinks Richard Nixon.

See, he'd been up all night watching *The Shoes of the Fisherman*, and it was such a harrowing vision that he...

A joke from Macrobius' "Saturnalia", ca. 5th century

Hereupon Evangelus said: 'Servilius Geminus happened to be dining at the home of Lucius Mallius, then considered the best painter in Rome, when he saw Mallius' two ugly sons: "You don't make children," he said, "the way you make pictures." "That," said Mallius, "is because I make children in the dar...

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