Khalid Jokes

11 because it has another one

One day, DJ Khaled’s son stumbled upon a magical lamp. After rubbing it, a mystical genie poured out of the stem and asked for boy what he wanted for his wishes. Knowing his father’s great love of music, the boy wished to become a keyboard, something Khaled enjoyed using for his music. “Granted”, sa... read more

A nutter one.

Well, he definitely Khalid Ma-mood yesterday.

"Hi! This is Khalid al-Mihdhar... and this is Jackass!"

^^^I'm ^^^going ^^^to ^^^hell ^^^for ^^^this

Two Arab mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate of tabouli and a pint of goat's milk.

The older of the two pulls a bag out of her purse and starts flipping through photos. They start reminiscing.

'This is my oldest son, Mujibar. He would have been 24 years old now.'
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