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Why do they bury cops six feet under?

Because deep down they're actually good guys!

I don't understand why everyone is saying that Americans are refusing to social distance...

...six feet is six feet, even if it's six feet under.

Why can't dead people catch COVID-19?

because they're six feet under.

Where is the best place to go for a walk during a pandemic?

A cemetery - every one is six feet under you.

Did you hear about the guy that got trampled by the triplets?

He's six feet under now.

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