I don't really follow the Royals but...

My sincere condolences to those who died in the car accident next month.

What's the best part in a joke about French royals?

The execution

Royals

Q: What did Queen Isabelle say to an artistic nobleman?
A: "Jacque, paint me like one of your French churls."

In America you call people who marry their cousins hillbillys

In Europe we call them Royals

The only experience I have with royals

Is going through a burger king drive through.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Battle Royals is like sex

I don’t last that long

Rihanna is now a fan of the Kansas City Royals.

They don't beat anyone.

The British Royals are having tea

Queen Elizabeth says "Philip, I think you should see a doctor. I fear you have a touch of dementia."

"ME? *You're* the one who thinks she's the bloody Queen of England!"

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