Love Yourself Jokes - 5 Hilarious Love Yourself Jokes

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My therapist: love yourself

Me: i am not my type

Love your neighbor as you love yourself is an important lesson.

It's how I learned to give a hand-job!

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Stop the pain... Love yourself.

then wash your hands.

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Learning to love yourself is important.

Just don't let your wife catch you doing it.

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I'm 17 and I like to write jokes in my spare time. Thought reddit might like to hear some.

I think blonde jokes are awful. I mean, the poor things don't even understand them.

So I got this pair of shoes that cost me an arm and a leg. Luckily, my mom still pays for everything.

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