My World Jokes - 6 Hilarious My World Jokes

I have a wedding at the same time of my World Cup match, can anyone take my place?

The place is St. Parish Church and the Bride's name is Paula.

Someone colored all over the southeast part of my world map

That was just downright rude!

Today, I decided to donate all my worldly possessions and give myself up to Jesus

It's pretty hard to say no to a Mexican dude with a knife.

I told my gf the world was flat and she became angry with me

I told her she was my world and she got angrier

What do my wife and Thomas Edison have in common?

They both light up my world!

“I just found out the world is flat” I told my girlfriend

Girlfriend: “Don’t be stupid”

Me: “You are my world”

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