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Michelle Obama Jokes

What's Michelle Obama's favourite vegetable

Barackoli

Why do Magic: The Gathering players love Michelle Obama?

She's a first edition Black Flotus

If Michelle Obama was Barack Obama’s sister where would they live?

Al-Obama

Best Obama joke Ive heard in a while

so Obama, Michelle Obama, and Oprah are in airforce one, Obama turns around and says "I could throw a $10,000 bill out the window and make someone very happy". Michelle Obama turns and says "I could throw 10 $10,000 bills out the window and make 10 people really happy". Oprah said "Ill beat both of ...

Obvious media bias

Michelle Obama gives a speech when her husband is being nominated, and the media is generally positive. Melania Trump gives the exact same speech, and the media pretends it's some kind of scandal.

Michelle Obama gave a great speech last night

I can't wait to hear it again at the next Republican National Convention.

Trump did a better job getting people to exercise in 1 month than Michelle Obama did in 8 years

Look at all those protesters on the streets!

Melania Trumps RNC speech just leaked on live TV

It was read aloud by Michelle Obama.

I look forward to hearing Michelle Obama's speech again.

At the 2020 RNC.

When Trump visited the White House before his presidency...

He asked then president Obama how he managed to run two successful terms.

"Simple", Obama replied, "Just get an intelligent wife"

"How do I know my wife is intelligent?" Trump asked.

"Just ask her intelligent questions and if she answers correctly, then you know she is intellige...

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A Washington, DC flea goes to book a vacation with his travel agent

because he's been cooped up in a K Street lobbyist's crotch for the past 8 months and he feels overworked. So his travel agent says,

"You won't believe the package I've got for you! Fifteen days in Obama's hair—can you believe it? He's going to be at Camp David the whole time, it should be...

On the bright side...

We can look forward to four more years of Michelle Obama speeches from our First Lady.

Whether you love him or hate him...

...Trump got more fat women walking in one day than Michelle Obama did in eight years.

What did Melania Trump have on her Black Friday shopping list?

A copy of everything Michelle Obama had on her list

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