A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas , and talked with an old rancher.
He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs."
The rancher said, "Okay , but don't go in that...
My friend asked me if ignorance or arrogance was worse.
I said I don’t know and I don’t care.
What do you call a spirit of pride, entitlement, privilege, and arrogance?
An heir elemental.
What's the difference between ignorance and arrogance.
I don't know, but *you* probably don't know either *idiot*.
Back in the days when Los Alamos was a small company town, a noted theoretical physicist was called as a witness for the prosecution. Rising to take the stand, the great man smiled and nodded affably in the direction of the jury box.
This infuriated the defence counsel. “Your Honor, I don’t ...
since I worked on my problem with exaggerated arrogance, I'm a much better person.
better than you all together!
As an eastern European living in a western country, dealing with bureaucrats always brings me to tears
Their rudeness and arrogance make reminds me of my homeland, it makes me so nostalgic.
As a middleaged Argentine native I have come to the conclusion that our big ego and our arrogance don't let us see things the way they really are. We must admit that sometimes we make mistakes. Thus, we Argentines are imperfect.
...until you reach 50.
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The teacher asks all students of her class to learn 4 clauses before the next class next day.
Amit goes to his busy dad and says
Amit : Daddy Daddy. Can you please tell me a clause?
Dad : Shut up
Amit : Thank you Daddy
Next, Amit goes to his mom who is busy cleaning trash.
Amit : Mommy Mommy, Can you please tell me a clause?
Mom : Trash
The British are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats
and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." Brits have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome"...
[Long] A body builder was showing off in the mirror at his gym.
Able to lift twice the weight of anyone else around, he routinely boasted about how he was the greatest and everyone else was beneath him while drinking his huge container of protein shake.
One day, after seeing a new extremely attractive woman at the gym, he decided to show off some more by...