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Did you hear about the beakers that sailed the seven seas?

They were the Pyrex of the Caribbean

Why were the Beakers all packed and moved out of the university lab?

They were graduated

What do you get when you buy 13 identical Muppets?

A beakers dozen

There are these three older gentlemen in their club....

...somewhere in the West End of London, and it's the late 1920s or so. They're sitting in the Chesterfield armchairs, drinking their beakers of port, smoking cigars, and generally chatting about life, and the conversation circles round to the great inevitable, and they start to wonder how they want...

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